thingsmyasianboyfriendsays

November 2010

2 posts

Chipotle, Asian style.

While napping:

A: HEY. Let’s roll ourselves into the blanket and burrito ourselves!

me: (sleepily) …Huh?

(roll roll roll)

me: I CAN’T BREATHE

A: You and your needs.

Nov 13, 20101 note

Instruction manual.

me: So what’s it like being a guy?

A: You see things and you hump them. That’s it, basically.

Nov 13, 20101 note