May 2011
5 posts
Said in a Stitch (as in Lilo) voice.
A: I may be small, short, and blue, but I have a kickstand for a penis.
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me: I like poop
A: I knew it.
Edit: I left Tumblr open and this is the thanks I get.
First impressions, 2.
November 20, 2008: (For those of you who were not aware, the following exchange is from the very first conversation that A and I ever had, before we were together. I was perhaps as flustered and awkward as it is possible to be. Please laugh at me.)
me: (10:37:06 PM): OH my mom & i were discussing you today A: (10:37:40 PM): oh? me: (10:37:46 PM): yes ma’am me: (10:37:59 PM): i was like...
First impressions, 1.
I’m a huge loser, and I’ve saved every single AIM chat transcript that A and I have exchanged. While cleaning my hard drive today, I found our very first conversation (we obviously weren’t together then). I was a sophomore. I’m going to share some, because as I read them, I found myself literally having to avert my eyes every thirty seconds or so because of the sheer...
A is famous!
One of A’s hilarious quotes is now circulating worldwide! It was recently accepted as a Reader Submission on none other than the site that inspired all of this—www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com!
Go check it out at the permalink below, and like it on Facebook or tweet it on Twitter if you love A just as much as I do!
http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com/needs/
For those of you who are...
